The DoWEEs Are 5. A Brief Biography of Our Beloved Party Homunculi
The DoWEEs are the official spokes-things of Do210 MORE, though “official” may be giving the creatures too much institutional credit. Depending on which fragment of the lore you trust, the DoWEEs either emerged as fully sentient homunculi from ticket stubs left too long in a green room, or returned as the terrible culmination of an ancient prophecy. Some people believe the DoWEEs are simply an administrative error.
Part mascot, part party homunculi, the DoWEEs do more than encourage others to go out - they live for the experience. They are SUSTAINED by it. The show. The popup. The thing you almost skipped and then blathered on about in regret for the next three weeks.
The DoWEEs have spent the last five years serving as the spiritual embodiment of Do210 MORE: access, momentum, poor impulse control in forgivable doses, and a deep belief that staying in often amounts to tactical error. Widely regarded as the ultimate Do-ers, the DoWEEs have never once said “maybe next time.” Their natural habitat includes concert venues, festival grounds, crowded sidewalks, backstage corridors, and a really good deli on the east side of whatever city you’re in.
There are also, at times, more Do210s. This is not fully understood. Some scholars of the text believe the DoWEEs are capable of duplication under ideal party conditions. Others believe all DoWEEs are merely manifestations of one larger DoWEE consciousness… Kind of like the bugs in Starship Troopers.
Believe what you want. What matters is this: the DoWEEs are celebrating 5 years of Do210 MORE, so we’re doing a sale to mark the occasion.
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